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No matter what you say…I don’t think @holy.skip has let the big money signing with @laundry_pros go to his head at all. Still out there grinding like he washes his own undies. 7-11, until the wheels fall off. Even though it’s surfings most “Hollywood studio” like setting…I can’t help but get nervous, since the opportunities are so limited. If I blow it, there’s no excuses…it’s on me. The Malibu wrap. Who cares what it is, or what’s in it. It sounds so cool, you should just order it and enjoy. If it’s not already on the menu, at coolest cafe in your town…it will be soon. Yesterday I hit the road at 4:30am. By 8am, I could see my ambitions circling the toilet, dreading a flush. My camera hadn’t made it out of the bag and conditions had these four fish out of water. When I overheard their “setting multiple alarms, to wake up” conversation, I realized only one photo needed to be taken. A group shot, of the kindred souls, shooting the shit. I asked, they obliged. Camera went back in the bag, I headed to noon class and didn’t snap another image until this morning. Life is good. Instantly, all the other dads at the bounce park were jealous. @koloheandino You’re sun burnt, exhausted, damp from sea mist and ready to crush some food. As the salt crystallizes and wafts of weed blow past, you know life doesn’t get any better. What’s better than a cheeseburger? Quite often when I show people photos on my phone, they are quick to remark, “you took that on an iPhone?!”. Third shift at the skeeter factory. @jakes_strength …132 “See I’ma shine, like all six of my gold teeth” @instatwon makes his way past a pre dawn peak, shimmering in the moonlight. Jetty local got lost and drifted down to the pier. The first trip I ever took with my fiancé @jenniferleighpitman was to Senegal. My friend @yeoldgnarwal invited us to stay with him at a “property owned by Akon”, so how could we say no?! Jen and I missed our connecting flight and arrived several days late, to a unique compound. As I entered our upstairs room, I saw Tyler under a mosquito net, sweating like a hog. The overhead fan was not spinning, so I politely asked if he’d like me to flip it on. His response was something to the order of “brother, you have no idea what you and your lady are in for”. I flipped the switch several times…the fan stayed rusted in place.
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